Friends Stalk Friends Because They Care
I'm feeling special today. It turns out that I have my very own stalker! I was in the middle of my desk shift when I got a phone call from them. And before you think that I have gone completely off the deep end, let me just say that I've known this stalker for well over a decade. For those of you who knew me in my college days I'll give you a hint: this person bears an unholy resemblance to Jessie Spano.

That's right, Melina aka Melinka Patinka aka Weena aka The Trophy Wife called me from KC to inform me that she was stalking my happy ass. More proof that Google in the wrong hands can be a dangerous thing. Kidding! :-) Anyway, besides informing me of my place on her to be stalked list, Melina harassed me about doing something with the MySpace page I created ages ago and did nothing with. So I'm caving to peer pressure and doing something with it. Any suggestions?